Amai Liu's Got Talent!

This is kinda like American Idol, but with fucking with an increment of sucking instead of boring songs sung by boring people. Sounds a lot better, right? We agree. No Simon. No Paula. No whatshisname or whatshername. Just some troubled guy who's successful auditions be required of singers. Along comes 18-year-old Amai Liu, with an increment of she's gonna sing so well, you're not gonna believe it 'til you descry it, so we're not gonna register you. Core line: Amai Liu can't sing at all. But she does manage to pass this audition. How? Howdya think?